Tracks
- 1 Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home
Yo La Tengo 2:07 - 2 Texas Man Abducted by Aliens for Outer Space Joy Ride
Yo La Tengo 2:37 - 3 National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor to Name New Wrestling Holds
Yo La Tengo 2:33 - 4 Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled to Play Newborn Baby in High School Play
Yo La Tengo 1:38 - 5 Three–Year-Old Genius Graduates High School at Top of Her Class
Yo La Tengo 1:17 - 6 Embarrassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp
Yo La Tengo 2:49 - 7 Principal Punishes Students with Bad Impressions and Tired Jokes
Yo La Tengo 1:24 - 8 Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely of Cheese
Yo La Tengo 1:51 - 9 X–Ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient
Yo La Tengo 0:50 - 10 Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #2
Yo La Tengo 1:01 - 11 Retired Woman Starts New Career in Monkey Fashions
Yo La Tengo 1:35 - 12 Circus Strongman Runs for PTA President
Yo La Tengo 3:19 - 13 High School Shop Class Constructs Bicycle Built for 26
Yo La Tengo 1:31 - 14 Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #1
Yo La Tengo 1:22 - 15 Ohio Town Saved from Killer Bees by Hungry Vampire Bats
Yo La Tengo 2:27 - 16 Nevada Man Invents Piano with 21 Extra Keys
Yo La Tengo 1:10 - 17 Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum from Soap
Yo La Tengo 2:00 - 18 Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game
Yo La Tengo 1:34 - 19 Ingenious Scientist Invents Car of the Future
Yo La Tengo 1:29 - 20 Car Gears Stick in Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town Backwards
Yo La Tengo 1:48 - 21 Shocking Fashion Statement Terrorizes Town
Yo La Tengo 1:56 - 22 Feisty Millionaire Fills Potholes with Hundred–Dollar Bills
Yo La Tengo 2:44